Sunday, December 12, 2004
Presidential Election
Many of my friends seem very upset that George Bush won re-election.
I think that the response is obvious -- we should secede.
Hear me out: it's been generally accepted that the Civil War determined that the Union could not be dissolved. Balderdash! It only determined that it should not be dissolved right then -- and utilizing those colors. Blue and Gray, what is that? With Blue and Red -- now that makes some sense!
Besides, the whole situation has changed. We don't need their cotton anymore and most of the people up here in Massachusetts think that NASCAR is the name of a stock exchange anyway. We could have Bill Clinton as President (he's a New Yorker now) and Ted Kennedy as Vice-President. It would be kind of like when Thomas Morton broke off from the Pilgrims and started throwing wild parties at Merrymount. Bill and Ted -- with that combo to make fun of, Jay Leno might never leave the Tonight Show.
Secede to Suceed!
I think that the response is obvious -- we should secede.
Hear me out: it's been generally accepted that the Civil War determined that the Union could not be dissolved. Balderdash! It only determined that it should not be dissolved right then -- and utilizing those colors. Blue and Gray, what is that? With Blue and Red -- now that makes some sense!
Besides, the whole situation has changed. We don't need their cotton anymore and most of the people up here in Massachusetts think that NASCAR is the name of a stock exchange anyway. We could have Bill Clinton as President (he's a New Yorker now) and Ted Kennedy as Vice-President. It would be kind of like when Thomas Morton broke off from the Pilgrims and started throwing wild parties at Merrymount. Bill and Ted -- with that combo to make fun of, Jay Leno might never leave the Tonight Show.
Secede to Suceed!
# posted by Bill @ 1:55 PM 
