Friday, October 14, 2005
Supreme Court -- Calling Al Umpires!
You know how we seem to be having trouble finding qualified Supreme Court justices? Well, I have the solution -- major league umpires!
After watching that home plate ump totally screw up the second White Sox-Angels game in the ALCS, he'd be perfect. He may not be good, but the way I see it is this: If your Federal government can't be effective, it can at least be entertaining.
So we'll test the players for steroids, and the umpires for beliefs on the abortion issue.
After watching that home plate ump totally screw up the second White Sox-Angels game in the ALCS, he'd be perfect. He may not be good, but the way I see it is this: If your Federal government can't be effective, it can at least be entertaining.
So we'll test the players for steroids, and the umpires for beliefs on the abortion issue.
# posted by Bill @ 6:29 AM 
